#Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjutzu

[vesivoro]

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP

[swampythesweetsketch]

Swampy rates Ninjago seasons and the extra stuff

Uhhhh I curse a lot and say dumb shit, so be aware.

Pilots

Lotta gay undertones but Jay is on thin fucking ice. 8/10

Mini-movies

HOW THE FUCK DOES HELL (The Underworld) HAVE A OPEN BACKDOOR 9/10

Season 1, Rise of the Snakes

Holy fuck why is everyone a dick to Zane wtf. *sees everyone's "I'm insecure for ___ reason episodes* Oh that's why... Jay fuck u 7/10

Season 2, Legacy of the Green Ninja

Need more filler episodes tbh in the later seasons but at least we got Double Trouble and- *sees Child's Play* oh my fucking god- 8/10

Season 3, Rebooted

How the fuck did the Ninja become teachers when they're barely adults also, Nya wtf wtf ZANE NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6/10

Season 4, Tournament of Elements

Cool, new characters we aren't gonna see in a while. And for fuck sake Jay, you're gay. You're gay you're gay you're gay stop fucking around and kiss Cole already. 9/10

Season 5, Possession

Bad season. The animators totally forgot to add Morro or Lloyd's trans flag cape in every scene they were in. But we got Cole screaming so that's a plus. 8/10

Season 6, Skybound

Nya should've stayed tf away from Jay. Jay, did you not listen to what I said about Season 4. Nadakhan was a good villain but holy fuck dude, she's maybe 18-19 at the oldest wtf you creep. 4/10

Day of the Departed

Cole is not vibing with his ghostly depression and fist fights a old dead man. Jay again is denying his love for Cole but what else is new- wait a minute- HOLY FUCK IT'S MORRO WITH THE STEEL CHAIR- 10/10!

Season 7, Hands of Time

Kai season Kai season Kai season-

Also why tf is Dumbassshipping Jay/Cole/Kai when it is clearly Jay/Cole/Zane? Do you see how quickly Zane turns stupid when he's with the other two??? 10/10

Season 8, Sons of Garmadon

Oh god they gave Lloyd a love interest I'm not for thi- oh wait she's a twist villain, nevermind I like this and oh no Lloyd's gonna be traumatized again. 9/10

Season 9, Hunted

Jay I love you. Kai I love you. Cole I love you.

Zane step up your fucking game. 10/10

Season 10, March of the Oni

Too short, but now I can enjoy watching Cole fall to his death to the tune of This is Gospel. 9/10

Season 11, Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjutzu

Wu, all you had to do was help them create a healthy schedule or keep them on track and none of this shit would've happened. 6/10

Season 12, Prime Empire

I'm glad that Jay came out as Bisexual and holy fuck did his avatar make me more gay than I thought I was. 10/10

Season 13, Master of the Mountain

COLE SEASON. WE SAW HIS MAMA. HE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF KING VANGELIS. 15/10

The Island, Seabound Prologue

Gift of Jay and also that moment of Cole holding Jay that's allover the internet. Yes. 10/10

Season 14, Seabound

... Nya... 10/10

The Virtues of Spinjitzu

Putting them all together here, they were fun! 8/10

[vesivoro]

Lloyd why would you announce your presence when you're trying to be sneaky?!